Revision 2017

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VansonLULI welcomes you to the Revision 2017
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arryMy computer can do WHAT?
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Quip“… one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.” – Robert Firth
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w1sd0m-0If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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w1sd0m-3The directions said "Use Windows 98 or better"; I installed Linux
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w1sd0m-4There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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w1sd0m-6There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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w1sd0m-7I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am
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w1sd0m-9Project Management is the technical discipline that tells us that nine women can make a baby in one month, yet still misses the requirement of at least one man on the project.
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w1sd0m-11Any program that runs right is obsolete.
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w1sd0m-12Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source.
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w1sd0m-13Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
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w1sd0m-16You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
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w1sd0m-19Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem.
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w1sd0m-210 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer! You take one down, and pass it around, 4294967295 bottles of beer on the wall!
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w1sd0m-23On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?'
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w1sd0m-24Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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w1sd0m-25The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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w1sd0m-26If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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w1sd0m-27The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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w1sd0m-28To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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w1sd0m-30I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
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w1sd0m-32Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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w1sd0m-34When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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w1sd0m-36The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
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w1sd0m-37A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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w1sd0m-39According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.
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w1sd0m-41I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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w1sd0m-42Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
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w1sd0m-43programmer, n. an organism that can turn caffeine into code.
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w1sd0m-45Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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w1sd0m-46Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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w1sd0m-47I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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w1sd0m-50Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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w1sd0m-52Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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w1sd0m-53There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
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w1sd0m-54Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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w1sd0m-56I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.
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w1sd0m-57A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."
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w1sd0m-58How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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w1sd0m-61If at Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.
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CallistoREVISION DEMOPARTY 2017 Happy birthday ERIC PINBALL !!!!! I love you Callisto....
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mwrAmiga rulez! ViSdoM rulez!